You might remember comedian Jeff Foxworthy's bit, "You might be a redneck if..." Well, being from Mississippi, I qualify.

I just found a funny adaptation geared to pilots. Here's a few of the more humorous ones...

• Your stall warning plays Dixie
• Your cross country flight plan uses flea markets as checkpoints -and-
• You think sectional charts should show trailer parks

Pretty funny stuff, huh!